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"Paradise Interrupted"
&/or
"Bite Me"
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Bite Me!
- $19.26 includes tax, shipping and handling. |
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| Paradise
Interrupted - $19.26 includes tax,
shipping and handling. For bulk orders... see below |
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| Combo Special: BOTH books - $35.10 includes AUTOGRAPHS, tax, shipping & handling | |
| Autographed! ...just $5.! | |
| Want a individual copy autographed just
for YOU from the Author? Perhaps you are getting "Bite Me" as a birthday gift for your favorite fishing buddy? Or "Paradise Interrupted" for a relative that is threatening to visit you here in the Sunshine State. For $5 per copy (or FREE with Combo-Special) you can have a customized message ... just use this button to add the option to your shopping cart and drop us an email to tell us what it should say. If you do not email us a customized message... Tom will simply sign it, and/or write something embarrassing. You're could be on dangerous ground if that happens! email: defiantworm@yahoo.com Examples below... |
Bob...
"Happy Birthday" to one of Richard's hardest workers... MOST of the time.
Now... getcher ass out of the boat and back to work!
...Tom Levine (for your Boss)
Dear Sarah...
Your Dad's tired of putting the worms on your hook for you.
Buy some gloves.
...Tom Levine
Hey Bubba...
Your wife traded me your fishin' boat for this copy of my book.
Thanks Dude.
...Tom Levine
Party Entertainment...
Personal Book Signing...
You can hire Tom to drink your beer, eat your food, and tell fishing stories at your party...
he might even bring his sons and you could get some music included!
Rates vary according to time involved and geography.
From $150./hour ...in Orlando area.
Extra $100. ...for every hour outside Orlando.
email defiantworm@yahoo.com
to book Tom, or call: 407-894-6603
He's probably more entertaining than your relatives and makes less mess than a
pony (at least... most of the time. We really aren't guaranteeing
anything).
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Bulk Orders - 10 copies Order 10 copies and you get a special price of $10 each. With tax and Shipping: $112.00 total. |
| "Bite Me" - 10 copies | |
| "Paradise Interrupted" - 10 copies | |
| Autographs - get all 10 autographed for just $10 total (authors signature only) |
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